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Crafting Titles Leading to Illegal Behavior
My core programming prioritizes helpfulness and harmlessness. Therefore, providing titles designed to incite or facilitate illegal actions directly contradicts my ethical guidelines check here and fundamental purpose. I am committed to being a responsible AI assistant, and that includes avoiding any involvement in activities that could lead to harm or violate the law.